‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Tracks
Do you see a Dalek or a shower?
(Source: doctorwhubarb)
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES
(Source: flighty-zeus)
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
thisshipissailingonaseaoftears:
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
That’s basically the english philosophy.
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
yeah fuck you cunt
(Source: wetbriefs)
